When You're Late for a Gig Always:

1) Walk in looking madd with your face scrunched up and If that don't work pour water on your face and run inside(preferably sparkling spring water for the beaded effect!)
2 Keep the tension in your eyebrows until the last set. By then the kats have forgotten and will be ready to forgive you.
3) Take a "Killin" solo / Or pass the Bass player the 1st solo. That'll come in handy later. Trust!
4) Pretend like you fought the cab driver.
5) Be unaware of daylight savings time and walk in slow like you ain't wrong.
6) Let the Kats who've been there the last 45mins waiting on you call the tunes for the remainder of the 1st set. Coming in screaming: " Yo, Lets do Inner Urge" may be a Little presumptuous.
7) Smell Good. (i don't know....just may work!)
8) Fall down when you come in (dont ask its a sympathy thing!)
9) Play inside the changes with alotta quotes from famous nursery rhymes until the second set.
10) Walk in speaking Spanish on your Cell phone (but only if there's no one Spanish in the band)