Dude #1 says: "Man, yall sound good, I got a $300 budget and wanna have a party. What can I get for that Money?"
Kat #2 says, "Get an Ipod , and put it on Shuffle"
Dude #1says: "Hey, man you sound real good, I was wondering...I just opened up a club and would love for you to bring your band by and do a set"
Kat#2 "Kool, man that sounds good. When can we get in there?"
Dude#1 says: "Man, come by Saturday night from 8-12. I like to audition you 1st to make sure you know all the standards"
Kat#2 Thinkin (what da heck!?!?!?) but says: "Wow, ok well how much would the real gig pay if I passed the audition?"
Dude #1 says "$250 for a quartet and you play from 8pm-1am."
Kat#2 says "Ok, I'll do you one better. I'll pay you $250 to walk away from me and never look back"
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